Monday 1 March 2010

Dizzee, Birthdays and Doc.Martens






Well herro babycakes.
How art thou??
Unfortunately it seems I am the only DEDICATED person in Angulimala!! geeeeezzz....
So I'm writing a witty and interesting post for whichever wonderful people want to read it.Loads of shit's going on in the coming weeks, c'est tres excitement.
3rd March-Dizzee Rascal gig
9th March-Newton Faulkner gig
18th March-TODAY'S JAM'S (that's me) SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY (terrifying)
25th March-Yesterday's Jam's sixteenth birthday.

Ummmmm....the excitement. Dizzee Rascal!! What to wear??
And my birthday!! How to celebrate??
aaaaahhh!!
You may be reading this like oh god she's sooo witty and fit. I MUST get her a present worthy of the fitness.
It's ok guys, I have a few ideas.
Observe. The pictures above.
The boots are rather awesome and I LOVE them sooooo much, I believe the second ones are probably the most awesome. Also, check out the frickin' awesome books, I LOVE japanese fashion. Especially Harajuku and Lolita.
Rather awesome non??

So I better be off
I wuv you wots and wots
ANGULIMALA!!
XX

I once knew a girl
In the years of my youth
With eyes like the summer
All beauty and truth
In the morning I fled
Left a note and it read
Someday you will be loved.

I cannot pretend that I felt any regret
Cause each broken heart will eventually mend
As the blood runs red down the needle and thread
Someday you will be loved

You'll be loved you'll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved

You may feel alone when you're falling asleep
And everytime tears roll down your cheeks
But I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet
Someday you will be loved

You'll be loved you'll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved

You'll be loved you'll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved
Someday you will be loved

I love Death Cab for Cutie.
They blow my tiny tiny jizz-filled mind.
xx

Monday 8 February 2010

New Songs!!

In case you had forgotten we are apparently a band!! A kickass band!! Well, we had forgotten!! So here are some new songs for you!! Ok, song titles, but we will get round to writing them one day....

The Mysterious Accordion Player

'I'm one of those people who just carry around a bag of vomit'

Mambo your way to hell, bitch

Perverted Smile

It's like whipping someone with silk

I believe you Jasmine, I just think you're stupid

'Mr.Snell's a dick''That's one hell of a dick''If that's a dick then I sure do love dicks'

Yet more hair dye, Scary Options, Pain and CAKE

WAHEY!!!
It's Today's Jam!!
And the pixie crop is red again!!! YAY!! UMMM....SO HAPPY to be all cherry red again!!!
No postings for a while it seems the other jammy fools won't get off their jammy asses to come post....
Many exciting things have happened!!!
Yesterday's Jam, Tomorow's Jam and I have chosen our options for sixth form!! I have chosen English Literature, French, Drama, History and Critical Thinking....ummm c'est tres excitement.....
I was very in pain....because I have FOUR, count it, FOUR wisdom teeth growing... owie!!!! I have to have them taken out, but the suckish hosiptals don't seem to understand my pain and are all like 'yeaah you have to see a consultant...and then you have to be evaluated and then you're on a waiting list...' TWATS.
So I am on lots and lots and lots of fun little pills.....ummm no more pain....
Also, as I mentioned last time....I am working again so now I have money!! even though I don't like working there!! they don't like my nosestud!! bitches....
And!! Yesterday's Jam, Tomorow's Jam and Myself went to a tea party on Saturday!! OH the excitement!!!
It was Alicja's, one of our buddy's we decorated and ate lots of cake!! 'Twas delicious.....
UMM....CAKE.
Wuv you guys wots and wots and wots....
Gotta go....

ANGULIMALA!!
XX

(I don't get punks....)
(who wants a punk of their own for Valentine's day??)

Hey Little Apple Blossom....
What seems to be the problem??
All the ones you tell your troubles too....
They don't really care for you...

Sunday 24 January 2010

Waitressing, Jammy Reunion and GINGER.

S'UP?!
It's Today's Jam here. And there has been quite a noticeable change to my poor little pixie crop....It was a delightful jammy colour...a kinda cherry red shade...it was quite nice....now it is not. Now it is bright ORANGE. Word of advice to you lovely, very intelligent people who read this. NEVER TRY AND DYE YOUR HAIR PLATINUM BLONDE IF YOUR HAIR IS ALREADY DYED RED. IT WILL FAIL.
Take it from someone who has experienced this disaster....
I look like a cheap Hayley Williams/La Roux rip-off
My hair isn't just gingerish it is ORANGE.
NOT GOOD. It doesn't go with any of my clothes!!!
IT SUCKS.
aannnnyywaaaay....GOOD NEWS. very, very good news. There will be a jammy reunion!!! In March, Izza a very talented photographer adn very very awesome friend of ours....who is in fact a member of Angulimala!! is doing a photography project...entitled 'doomed youth'. Myself and Bonnie are modelling for this project and Red and Jenni are coming up to London too!! IT'S GONNA BE A JAMMY REUNION.
While there we are also gonna have an Angulimala!! photoshoot!!
It's gonna be sick.
On a slightly less exciting note....I have a job!! Which means money...
Umm...I am returning to waitressing!! :( Nightmare!!
aahh welll....

ANGULIMALA!!
XX

99 red balloons go POP.

Tuesday 19 January 2010

We eat. We sleep. We hit people.






Hola, anarchists of the future. Tis Timless Jam reporting.
The pictures above paint a short, abrupt, and terribly accurate picture of how I spend my (surprisingly rare) boredom-filled nights at home.
I haven't seen the other Jams in a long while... It's getting rather frustrating.
Going cold turkey est ne pas bien.
So, I've decided to introduce something new to my lifestyle.
Which brings me to my next point-
CULTURE, MA PETITE POMME DE TERRES!
Basically, I was like, christ almighty I'm bored, and cranking over The Bear Jew (dare I say it) is getting a little repetitive.
Yes, even I know thats not true. Tis still fulfilling.
So, yes, boredom basically led me to a French song which you all should know. If you don't, not only am I surprised you haven't heard of it, but I'm also a bit hungry and extremely fatigued.
Here it is, in all its glory.

Non, rien de rien,
Non, je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait,
Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien,
Non, je ne regrette rien,
C'est payé, balayé, oublié,
Je me fous du passé.

Avec mes souvenirs, j'ai allumé le feu,
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs, je n'ai plus besoin d'eux,
Balayées les amours, avec leurs trémolos,
Balayées pour toujours, je repars à zéro

Non, rien de rien,
Non, je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait,
Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien,
Non, je ne regrette rien,
Car ma vie car mes joies,
Aujourd'hui, ça commence avec toi.

I can sing it now! Yaaay. Praise be to Edith Piaff, and culture.
Also, when you are stuck between Bear Jew cranks and culture, stealing things passes time nicely.
Au revior, ma petite pomme de terres, rester folle. xx

Monday 18 January 2010

Science and Lack of Morals....

Bonjour!!!
It's Today's Jam here!! Of course, I'm the only one with no life....so it seems anyway...or maybe I'm the COOLEST.
I, along with Tomorow's Jam and Yesterday's Jam have a science modular exam on Wednesday....meh.
I in a really really shit protest have decided not to revise, not sure what I'm really going to gain from this....ah well....
I feel evil...I have a new laptop and its all fast and I have given into the evil that is limewire. It is true. I have no morals. Jenni made me feel better, discussing underground bands that just want you to listen to their band and don't care if you pay....however I still feel kind of bad...but I don't have enough money to buy music!! I want to buy clothes!!

Annyyywaaay...I'm offff....
I WUV YOU GUYS
Au revoir
xx

Oh wouldn't it be nice, to get on with my neighbours, they make it very clear, they've got no time for ravers....

(God bless the sixties) (and The Jam)

Friday 15 January 2010

Exams, Ska, Birthdays and Scarves....

Bonjour mon petit chouchous!!
Ca va??
It's Today's Jam here!!
I'm trying to think of something interesting and witty to say but unfortunately I am not that intelligent....
And!! I along with yesterday's Jam and Tomorow's Jam have a science exam on wednesday!! which sucks!! Especially because it means Yesterday's Jam now isn't allowed to go to a gig on Sunday!! And it sounded so sweeeeet....
Reel Big Fish, supported by Sonic Boom Six!! We love Ska!!
ahh!! damn you cruel world!!

It's our buddy Sazza's sixteenth today, I along with another buddy Katie went against my morals to make lickle Sazza happy and bought her a Jack Wills scarf. She liked it. And sooo tomorow we catch the bus to Plymouth, go to the cinema to watch 'Have you met the morgans?' (Don't judge it was Sazza's choice and it has got Hugh Grant) and then stuff ourselves in Pizza Hut!! ahhh!!

Miaow.
I'll see you cats on the flip flop!!!
(And if you see my ex-punk, tell him I want my scarf back)
xx